Inauguration

Ben's invited me to the inauguration, and even though I'm on record saying that there is nowhere that I would rather be less than the inauguration, I'm going.

So, I would hope that all 300 million other Americans other than the ones that have to be in D.C. those days (Obama, Michelle, Biden, etc.) will take the hint and not descend like the ravening hordes of hell on our fair capitol city. Please, I know it's a historic moment, but since I'm asking nicely does this mean you won't form the unholy crowds that roil disturbingly in my unconscious mind?

Thanks.