Another One of those Questionaires
I decided to do this one because Brokeback is still the last movie i saw. How shallow am I?
WHAT IS THE MOST PHYSICAL PAIN YOU HAVE EVER BEEN IN?
When I run. . . I'm need to get back into shape.
DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE GUM WITH YOU?
Nope.
ARE YOU GAY, STRAIGHT, OR BI?
Gaaaaaaaaaay.
DO YOU THINK YOU ARE A GOOD KISSER?
That's an unfair question. I need a lot more practice.
WOULD YOU SEVER YOUR OWN PINKY FINGER WITH A KNIFE FOR 10 MILLION DOLLARS?
Definately not.
DO YOU THINK MIDGETS ARE CREEPY?
Not really.
WHAT IS YOUR DRUG OF CHOICE?
A Nitrogen/Oxygen mixture.
BIG TRUCKS, LUXURY CARS, MOTOR CYCLES, OR FAST CARS?
Somewhere between Luxury Cars and Fast Cars.
WHAT KIND OF SUNGLASSES DO YOU WEAR?
My 'lil bro's Oakleys.
DOES YOUR LOCAL WATER TASTE GOOD?
Not in ABQ it doesn't.
WHAT KIND OF PC DO YOU HAVE?
Dude, I've got a Dell. (Damn he's cute. You know he's in a gay theater show, right?)
WHAT IS/WAS YOUR FAVORITE SCHOOL LUNCH?
Nothing. It was all gross.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BREAKFAST FOOD?
Uh . . . what's breakfast?
WHAT IS THE OLDEST ITEM IN YOUR HOUSE?
Probably the furniture. This is an old apartment, and it came fully furnished.
HAVE YOU EVER UNDERGONE SURGERY?
Yes, when I was a baby.
WHEN YOU STUB YOUR TOE OR BUMP YOUR HEAD, WHAT DO YOU SAY?
I glare in silence, usually.
DO YOU ENJOY MAKING PEOPLE FEEL STUPID?
Only one kind of people. Never bring me to church with you.
WOULD YOU RATHER SKY DIVE OR BUNGEE JUMP?
Sky Dive, definitely.
BEER?
Uh, once again, none. I go for more fruity alcohols.
ARE YOU RACIST?
Uh, not really. I don't think so.
LIBERAL, CONSERVATIVE, OR NEITHER?
Liberal all the way, baby.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PART OF YOUR BODY?
I'm gay, what kind of question is that? The naughty bits, of course, although I don't have them named.
ARE YOU STILL THINKING ABOUT THE MIDGET QUESTION?
What midget question? I'm still thinking about the body part question.
IF AN ENTIRE STATE IN AMERICA WERE TO VANISH, WHICH DO YOU THINK WOULD NOT BE MISSED?
Honestly? Alaska. Which would I prefer? Texas.
HAVE YOU EVER FLUSHED A DECEASED PET DOWN THE TOILET?
Not personally
WHO ARE BETTER DRIVERS, MEN OR WOMEN?
Uh, race car drivers.
ARE YOU SEXIST?
Yes. Men suck. Or, at least I'd prefer that they do.
DO YOU KNOW YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER OFF THE TOP OF YOUR HEAD?
After two colleges? You bet.
DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE SAYING "OFF THE TOP OF YOUR HEAD" ORIGINATED?
Not off the top of my head.
ERA OYU DYXLESIC?
Onpe.
-RIGHT NOW-
last kiss:
Crap . . . Miami? No . . . The Pulse . . . so about a year now, maybe a little more.
last good cry:
After Brokeback Mountain.
last movie seen:
Brokeback Mountain. And it was damn good too.
last cuss word uttered:
Sheol.
last beverage drank:
V8 Splash Berry Blend. Can anyone name anything gayer? (White wine doesn't count)
last food consumed:
Fetticine Alfredo. And before that, mini-wheats.
last crush:
On someone that I actually know? I don't remember. Probably fairly recently. They all run together after a while.
last time showered:
A few hours ago.
last cd played:
A CD that I just bought that i can't remember the name of. It's electronica.
last annoyance:
Radio commercials.
last disappointment:
How much I hurt after running.
last soda drank:
A Shirley Temple.
last thing written:
Aside from this? A short story about the seamier side of divinity.
last words spoken:
An ancient invocation of death and life. (Actually, I can't remember.)
last time amused:
Crap, I don't remember. Probably earlier online sometime.
last time wanting to die
A couple of months ago.
last time in love:
J. But it wasn't reciprocated.
last time hugged:
It happens a lot.
I LOVE:
Boys, Science Fiction, Fantasy, Dragons, words, and fun.
I HATE:
A few people that will remain nameless, such as Justin (not the guy at work, he's cool). Also my work ethic.
I FEAR:
Very little. My mother's death.
I HOPE:
That I'll find a good boy and a good job that i love.
I FEEL:
Tired and at peace.
I HIDE:
My name.
I DRIVE:
a Toyota to work and around town.
I WISH:
I wish for a lot. I don't hope for it though.
I MISS:
MIF and Rochester.
WHAT IS THE MOST PHYSICAL PAIN YOU HAVE EVER BEEN IN?
When I run. . . I'm need to get back into shape.
DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE GUM WITH YOU?
Nope.
ARE YOU GAY, STRAIGHT, OR BI?
Gaaaaaaaaaay.
DO YOU THINK YOU ARE A GOOD KISSER?
That's an unfair question. I need a lot more practice.
WOULD YOU SEVER YOUR OWN PINKY FINGER WITH A KNIFE FOR 10 MILLION DOLLARS?
Definately not.
DO YOU THINK MIDGETS ARE CREEPY?
Not really.
WHAT IS YOUR DRUG OF CHOICE?
A Nitrogen/Oxygen mixture.
BIG TRUCKS, LUXURY CARS, MOTOR CYCLES, OR FAST CARS?
Somewhere between Luxury Cars and Fast Cars.
WHAT KIND OF SUNGLASSES DO YOU WEAR?
My 'lil bro's Oakleys.
DOES YOUR LOCAL WATER TASTE GOOD?
Not in ABQ it doesn't.
WHAT KIND OF PC DO YOU HAVE?
Dude, I've got a Dell. (Damn he's cute. You know he's in a gay theater show, right?)
WHAT IS/WAS YOUR FAVORITE SCHOOL LUNCH?
Nothing. It was all gross.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BREAKFAST FOOD?
Uh . . . what's breakfast?
WHAT IS THE OLDEST ITEM IN YOUR HOUSE?
Probably the furniture. This is an old apartment, and it came fully furnished.
HAVE YOU EVER UNDERGONE SURGERY?
Yes, when I was a baby.
WHEN YOU STUB YOUR TOE OR BUMP YOUR HEAD, WHAT DO YOU SAY?
I glare in silence, usually.
DO YOU ENJOY MAKING PEOPLE FEEL STUPID?
Only one kind of people. Never bring me to church with you.
WOULD YOU RATHER SKY DIVE OR BUNGEE JUMP?
Sky Dive, definitely.
BEER?
Uh, once again, none. I go for more fruity alcohols.
ARE YOU RACIST?
Uh, not really. I don't think so.
LIBERAL, CONSERVATIVE, OR NEITHER?
Liberal all the way, baby.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PART OF YOUR BODY?
I'm gay, what kind of question is that? The naughty bits, of course, although I don't have them named.
ARE YOU STILL THINKING ABOUT THE MIDGET QUESTION?
What midget question? I'm still thinking about the body part question.
IF AN ENTIRE STATE IN AMERICA WERE TO VANISH, WHICH DO YOU THINK WOULD NOT BE MISSED?
Honestly? Alaska. Which would I prefer? Texas.
HAVE YOU EVER FLUSHED A DECEASED PET DOWN THE TOILET?
Not personally
WHO ARE BETTER DRIVERS, MEN OR WOMEN?
Uh, race car drivers.
ARE YOU SEXIST?
Yes. Men suck. Or, at least I'd prefer that they do.
DO YOU KNOW YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER OFF THE TOP OF YOUR HEAD?
After two colleges? You bet.
DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE SAYING "OFF THE TOP OF YOUR HEAD" ORIGINATED?
Not off the top of my head.
ERA OYU DYXLESIC?
Onpe.
-RIGHT NOW-
last kiss:
Crap . . . Miami? No . . . The Pulse . . . so about a year now, maybe a little more.
last good cry:
After Brokeback Mountain.
last movie seen:
Brokeback Mountain. And it was damn good too.
last cuss word uttered:
Sheol.
last beverage drank:
V8 Splash Berry Blend. Can anyone name anything gayer? (White wine doesn't count)
last food consumed:
Fetticine Alfredo. And before that, mini-wheats.
last crush:
On someone that I actually know? I don't remember. Probably fairly recently. They all run together after a while.
last time showered:
A few hours ago.
last cd played:
A CD that I just bought that i can't remember the name of. It's electronica.
last annoyance:
Radio commercials.
last disappointment:
How much I hurt after running.
last soda drank:
A Shirley Temple.
last thing written:
Aside from this? A short story about the seamier side of divinity.
last words spoken:
An ancient invocation of death and life. (Actually, I can't remember.)
last time amused:
Crap, I don't remember. Probably earlier online sometime.
last time wanting to die
A couple of months ago.
last time in love:
J. But it wasn't reciprocated.
last time hugged:
It happens a lot.
I LOVE:
Boys, Science Fiction, Fantasy, Dragons, words, and fun.
I HATE:
A few people that will remain nameless, such as Justin (not the guy at work, he's cool). Also my work ethic.
I FEAR:
Very little. My mother's death.
I HOPE:
That I'll find a good boy and a good job that i love.
I FEEL:
Tired and at peace.
I HIDE:
My name.
I DRIVE:
a Toyota to work and around town.
I WISH:
I wish for a lot. I don't hope for it though.
I MISS:
MIF and Rochester.
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