Numbers Game
I must say, I really like the Gay.com ads on Myspace. They're hot, nearly naked, and they specifically target me because my profile is clearly set to gay.
I just thought I'd mention that.
It almost makes me yearn for the days of my gay.com account. It's still there, of course. Since I never have many pictures of myself, it might even be one that's familiar. But I never really understood the point of having it. I never hooked up with anyone that mailed me on it. Sometimes, I'd look through the pictures of the hot guys but that was about it.
I heard a rumor somewhere that Fredrick Eklund was discovered on gay.com or similar site when they saw him with his shirt off and asked him if he wanted to do a movie. But to me that sounds almost apocraphal. Do men actually meet online if they're not married and in the closet?
I don't know, but it must, because Joe Phillips has a comic about it.
One of the things I really have to wonder about gay porn is: how is it that there's so much of it. I mean, there's massive, massive amounts of it out there. I should know. And about 30% of the time, the guys are just incredible muscle bound Abercrombie and Fitch models.
It's just amazing because none of these guys exist. They're not gay, anyway. I don't know what these producers say, but they must be the most convincing people on earth, because there are thousands of guys out there having sex on camera, gay or straight.
There are millions of heterosexuals in America. Hundreds of millions, actually. Probably around 294 Million. But there are only about 7 million gay people. Half are women, some are too old, and lots are too young. That can't leave very many gay men that aren't having sex on camera.
And more is produced every day.
I couldn't act in porn. I just don't have the body. I mean, I would act in porn if I did have the body, but I don't. But I wholeheartedly support the whole porn production process (except for gay for pay, which is cheating). I'd love to be a porn accountant some day. Or screenplay writer. or something like that.
So, if you ever need someone to script a three line intro to a twenty minute sexual encounter, let me know. Heck, gay or straight. If I can script children's plays, porn should be easy.
In the mean time, I'm going to be over here, absolutely fascinated by the fact that there are so many hot guys out there that agree with me: Getting naked on screen is apparently not a big deal.
I just thought I'd mention that.
It almost makes me yearn for the days of my gay.com account. It's still there, of course. Since I never have many pictures of myself, it might even be one that's familiar. But I never really understood the point of having it. I never hooked up with anyone that mailed me on it. Sometimes, I'd look through the pictures of the hot guys but that was about it.
I heard a rumor somewhere that Fredrick Eklund was discovered on gay.com or similar site when they saw him with his shirt off and asked him if he wanted to do a movie. But to me that sounds almost apocraphal. Do men actually meet online if they're not married and in the closet?
I don't know, but it must, because Joe Phillips has a comic about it.
One of the things I really have to wonder about gay porn is: how is it that there's so much of it. I mean, there's massive, massive amounts of it out there. I should know. And about 30% of the time, the guys are just incredible muscle bound Abercrombie and Fitch models.
It's just amazing because none of these guys exist. They're not gay, anyway. I don't know what these producers say, but they must be the most convincing people on earth, because there are thousands of guys out there having sex on camera, gay or straight.
There are millions of heterosexuals in America. Hundreds of millions, actually. Probably around 294 Million. But there are only about 7 million gay people. Half are women, some are too old, and lots are too young. That can't leave very many gay men that aren't having sex on camera.
And more is produced every day.
I couldn't act in porn. I just don't have the body. I mean, I would act in porn if I did have the body, but I don't. But I wholeheartedly support the whole porn production process (except for gay for pay, which is cheating). I'd love to be a porn accountant some day. Or screenplay writer. or something like that.
So, if you ever need someone to script a three line intro to a twenty minute sexual encounter, let me know. Heck, gay or straight. If I can script children's plays, porn should be easy.
In the mean time, I'm going to be over here, absolutely fascinated by the fact that there are so many hot guys out there that agree with me: Getting naked on screen is apparently not a big deal.
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